Once upon a time… in Objectsland

where only objects with a meaning are admitted

"Spiral Jetty" by Robert Smithson
“Spiral Jetty” by Robert Smithson

Once upon a time, there was a place called Objectsland.
Every day, objects were living their life, working together, forming new collaborations.
The city was continuosly growing and flurishing.

One day, Necromancer Techcoacho Ignoranto arrived in the city.
He had to deal with all the objects in the city.
Soon, he became scared. He didn’t want to deal with so intelligent objects.
He’d have want objects without a brain, so that he could control them.
The other objects would have not left him doing that, so, one night, he decided to cast a spell mentioned in ancient books of refactoring: “Parameter Objectorum!!!”

The day after, Objectsland seemed as before, but after few weeks new objects arrived… they were like buckets of texts, numbers, … and they were a lot… they were: the Parameter Objects! uhuhohohahahahahahah

One day, one of this Parameter Object was filled with a text girl called Airline and a boy called Flightnumber.
Airline was in love with Flightnumber, but she was just a lonely text and he was just… a number (e.g. 89)? or a text (e.g. “0089”)? he didn’t know…

Since the arrive of all those Parameter Objects, the life in Objectsland became difficult. You had to deal always with them for everything and they were so many that you didn’t know who was in charge of something.

One day, a mage arrived in Objectsland. He was called Oldoop Pragmatico.
Looking at the poor Airline walking alone far from Flightnumber, he decided to step in! Immediately, he cast the powerful spell: “Ubique Dominatum!!!”

Since then, no one has seen a Parameter Object.
Eventually, Airline married Flightnumber and they decided to form a family: they called themself FlightDesignator following the suggestion of IATA Guild.

All the free objects decided to put a signboard at the entrance of the city.
This is the message:

Welcome to Objectslands where only objects with a meaning are admitted.
For data buckets, DTOs, etc… please follow the other street.
It will lead you to Wasteland

A note for Software Engineers:
yes, I’m arguing that ParameterObject is an antipattern that will get you to MagicContainer sooner or later.
It’s just a matter of time.